Breakfast Balls

"Come on Bryson, let's get out of here.” - Steph Curry after torching Bryson in 1-on-1. And get of there they did as the Steph Breaking 50 dropped this week...

"Having your own golf course is the ultimate piece of art. I fulfill dreams.” - golf course designer, Tom Fazio. He's not wrong—but I also have to respect the 60...

"We are going to go to Bethpage and kick their @#^&ing @#%." - Remember this one? Bummer. Though can't blame the Kaptain for the bulletin board material as I usually...

"You don't need a button to choke, Rory." - A dagger so good, even the Euro team had to show it some love. Ryder Cup years are the best. Juniors...

I mean is there a more stale golf tweet in 2025 than this?  What were we doin' in the 90s?  AND1 SHIRTS—BUT MAKE IT GOLF For a period in the...

“I do not want to feel that bad the next day. Yeah, that was aggressive. I won't go into the details of what state I woke up to... if you...

“When I go in the gym and my trainer says ‘Ryder Cup’ whenever I’m flagging, I get a buzz and I go hard and I go again.” - Matt Wallace...

“The data and the analytics isn't going to matter on that first tee when there's 40,000 fans screaming at you.” - Kaptain Keegan. So pumped. Ryder Cup Reax  O KAPTAIN,...

“There’s nothing worse than trying your hardest and playing like @#%… I did it for a few weeks now, and it sucked.” - Xander Schauffele. Credit where credit is due,...

“That is unbelievable what I've just seen here.” - The DP World Tour announcer as Connor Syme hits one of the worst putts I've ever seen on TV before. Connor...

"Rolling in at 8 a.m. on Friday doesn’t even guarantee you a Saturday morning tee time - people are literally spending the entire day and night in their cars just...

“It's just really hard for me to play the smart play if I see anything else.” - Jordan Spieth—and every single one of us. Literally, anything else and I'll take...